05
Feb
Cut-tree-cide
Cut-tree-cide: n, English. Act of killing a tree by cutting it. Cut trees are used to make paper, banners, banner holders, card board, etc.
Tag Archives: bonnetbots
21
Jan
21
Jan
Fake Air Hostess used in Airline Ad turns out to be a model, never employed by airline
Frustrated customers complain to advertising standards bureau for ‘false claims’ and ‘unfair tactics to CRUSH competition’
25
Dec
Chaos ensues after ‘Bring Girlfriend to Work’ Day changed last minute to ‘Family Day’ after invites already out
Several employees missing after unholy meet-ups of wives with ‘respective’ girlfriends
08
Nov
Doctors’ handwritings to be used as a last resort against AI algorithms that can crack CAPTCHA codes
This is the last hope against Artificial Intelligence algorithms that can identify EVERYTHING else
06
Nov
Wife irritated with female-only voice assistants being used by husband for all his phone searches, reminders, and GPS
The issue peaked when the husband thanked the ‘GPS-lady’ for driving directions, and she replied ‘That’s what I’m here for’ in a voice that was ‘seductive’ as per the wife
06
Nov
31
Oct
Cliché corporate photos may have no effect on office productivity, claims study
Report rubbished by HR manager who claimed high ’employee engagement’ achieved, with this proof.
24
Oct
Revealed: Best solution to Mosquito bites is selecting the right Girlfriend
View this extremely useful (yet hilarious) slideshow to know how your choice of partner can directly affect your chances of being bitten by those little blood-sucking insects