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At the time of going to press, when the Bonnet Bots were questioned about what married people should do, the Blue Bonnet Bot said that about half the population already had partners who were more prone than them to get bitten. “Did you do a survey?” they asked. “No, we deduced it from our Artificial Intelligence”, the Yellow Bot is reported to have said.
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