Anti-maskers demand neutral survey amongst specific people only

US-based anti-maskers, who are fighting for their right to not wear masks, and sometimes to un-mask and cough on those who do wear them, have a new demand.

“We want WHO to conduct a neutral survey only amongst a selected set of people who aren’t biased due to family member deaths caused by Covid 19” said Nomaska Adamento, one of the self-appointed leaders of the anti-masker movement in Texas. “We will prove to everyone that in reality, everyone wants to be free from masks, except the people who are biased due to someone they knew who died due to the alleged virus” he claimed.

At the time of going to press, the anti-maskers insisted that like most global problems, this situation too could be completely sorted out through dialog alone.

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