Getting married at your own re-usable backyard with car lights can save you the entire cost of hiring a wedding venue
With few guests, wedding feasts can be wrapped up at a less-expensive fast-food joint
A thin wedding cake can cut a few dollars off the expenses
Wedding rings made out of Stainless Steel are known to be cost effective, corrosion free and easily mistaken for Platinum
Paying only for the front half of your outfit is a commonly observed practice of saving on the wedding gown
Marrying into Royalty is a sure shot way of ensuring that you do not have to worry about wedding expenses
A posh hotel may initially sound cool for the wedding night…
…but the re-usable backyard can still be a money-saving option if you have spent on a big (useful) wedding gown anyway
Shoes can be a big expense, especially if you are female
…but you can instead make do with whatever shoes you currently have, as they are mostly covered if you have already invested in that big (useful) wedding gown
Making masks compulsory through the entire ceremony will ensure that most people are unable to eat, saving a lot of cash
Being Gay is a time-proven technique to automatically drop out all the homophobic guests from the guest list
Having a weird theme for your wedding too may do the trick
Elope. Running away is the cheapest way to marry, as you not only save on ALL wedding expenses, but also save on fuel or bus fare, as applicable
For those without a re-usable backyard or big wedding gown: Tell your ‘would-be guests’ that you ‘donated’ the money saved up for the wedding. Don’t tell them you donated it to your honeymoon fund though.
Lone honeymoon: Not taking your spouse for the honeymoon may not seem attractive until you realize that it can cut exactly 50% of your expenses on air tickets and food
But the most suitable option is to wait for 3 or 4 decades till you have enough money to make your wedding jointly affordable for you and your children
Image credits: Cover image: Everton Vila from Unsplash.com. Photos from pexels.com: Fast food Photo by Улака Улака; senior couple photo by alex green, gay hands photo and masked couple photo by cottonbro, royalty photo by krishna studio, rings by megapixelstock, backless dress photo by oratto official, flat cake photo by splitshire, wiered theme wedding photo by leishman, backyard wedding photo by transtudios, lone honeymoon photo by wendy hero Honeymoon dragging bag Photo by Andrea Piacquadio. Photos from unsplash.com: shoes below ogown photo by kadarius seegars, high heels photo by Marcus lewis, elope photo by mehran hadad