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So many online trainers are coaxing you to wait till your child is six, for coding lessons. But if you are in a hurry due to a valid reason best known to you, why wait for 4 extra years? Join the Thumb-sucker’s Institute of Underage Coaching (TSIUC), where we offer free coaching for your young ones. Yes, the coaching is completely free for the first 10 weeks, if you pay a nominal registration fee (equivalent to just US$ 500)
While certain children may unfortunately have to wear glasses for biological reasons, there is no reason why your child should have to remain glass-free just because they were born that way. A few of our coding sessions with the screen up close shall do the trick.
What’s more, with one child, there’s free coaching for the sibling (just on paying the registration fee!)
So what are you waiting for! Come one, come all! Special 90% discount for early joiners (except on registration fees!)
Note: The Bonnet Bots do not take any responsibility for the side-effects of joining the above-mentioned coding classes, including but not limited to addiction to screens, need to wear spectacles or increase in lens thickness, social introversy, anti-sporting attitude, lack of vitamin D or the possibility of slaving it for Big IT. This is allegedly a sponsored post. The two robots do not own any stock in the Thumb suckers’ Institute of Underage Coaching, which may or may not exist in Jugnutelaiya state in India.