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Unseen benefits await industries like Travel and Real Estate even before the un-aborted fetuses enter the…
Ban on under-18 gun sales totally responsible for kids not being able to stop shooter themselves, and for a ‘market related’ problem
Unbranded pillow denied chance of acting debut; netizens ask if pillow in question was black or white, to decide whether it is a racist crime or…
Not getting any new role, even for same film series for which she gained weight in the first place! She says…
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Doctor’s negligence messed up her financial planning around insurance money she wrongly expected due to ‘medically inaccurate false hopes’
To prove that we don’t discriminate against women of color, we need to equally discriminate against women with blonde hair and blue eyes, says man responsible for ban
Even countries like Canada are now getting rights to be mask-free, but this locality’s mask freedom is in severe danger, as per this latest report
Veto power is just a practical Veil, but theoretically, the UN is very, very powerful, claims expert
UN strong enough to protect Ukraine, if only Russia would agree not to Veto this action, he says
The absolute proof for this can be found in the (lack of) results achieved by his own students, he claims
Unseen benefits await industries like Travel and Real Estate even before the un-aborted fetuses enter the…
Ban on under-18 gun sales totally responsible for kids not being able to stop shooter themselves, and for a ‘market related’ problem
Unbranded pillow denied chance of acting debut; netizens ask if pillow in question was black or white, to decide whether it is a racist crime or…
Not getting any new role, even for same film series for which she gained weight in the first place! She says…
Though you might have to work for free as an intern, know how you can get FREE salary in return for your work, and other interesting tips!
Doctor’s negligence messed up her financial planning around insurance money she wrongly expected due to ‘medically inaccurate false hopes’
To prove that we don’t discriminate against women of color, we need to equally discriminate against women with blonde hair and blue eyes, says man responsible for ban
Even countries like Canada are now getting rights to be mask-free, but this locality’s mask freedom is in severe danger, as per this latest report
Veto power is just a practical Veil, but theoretically, the UN is very, very powerful, claims expert
UN strong enough to protect Ukraine, if only Russia would agree not to Veto this action, he says
The absolute proof for this can be found in the (lack of) results achieved by his own students, he claims
Defends order saying he had permitted employee to stop work if the masked men raised any objections
Frustrated customers complain to advertising standards bureau for ‘false claims’ and ‘unfair tactics to CRUSH competition’
The systems ironically work when not following security measures at home, but not in office where mask and other Covid measures are compulsory
Demand to last for full 2 weeks due to high ownership of fitness tracker watches
Several employees missing after unholy meet-ups of wives with ‘respective’ girlfriends
News Media moves on after absence of even a single leaked image to keep wedding in public memory
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Know how the cutest animal on the internet was raised to Godly status by humans even before the internet existed (yes, this has lot of cute cat pics)
Doctors’ handwritings to be used as a last resort against AI algorithms that can crack CAPTCHA codes
This is the last hope against Artificial Intelligence algorithms that can identify EVERYTHING else
The issue peaked when the husband thanked the ‘GPS-lady’ for driving directions, and she replied ‘That’s what I’m here for’ in a voice that was ‘seductive’ as per the wife
Report rubbished by HR manager who claimed high ’employee engagement’ achieved, with this proof.
This waiver will be irrespective of whether you qualify for the seven hundred and fifty-nine other waiver requirements or not
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The business social network repeatedly kept emailing him about list of 36 people who had viewed his profile, which he could only see if he upgraded to their ‘premium’ service
Given the lack of a better topic which will also be read by the masses, the Bonnet Bots decided to re-visit a topic long assumed dry for any more extractable juice
The Bonnet Bots did some research on the film industry, in which they spoke to multiple stakeholders to understand the intricacies of stardom. They realised that becoming an actress is REALLY difficult,…
Young tech-savvy tourist flummoxed that device can run for so long without even having a Lithium-ion battery
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UNESCO forced to delete its favorite tribe from the exotic list of peoples who are still not in touch with the rest of the human race
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Apparel Tycoon becomes first giant retailer to actually ‘benefit’ from injection of Private Equity
Those who want a human doctor, want to play safe because of a peculiar reason…
Dissidents of ready-mix cake ask if they can boast of home-made furniture as well, courtesy Ikea
Move to end confusion of whether to allot case to homicide department or self-service department of police in Grenovia, Europe
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It’s now cheaper to regularly replace hungry pets with new ones than to keep buying costly food to keep existing ones alive
Instead of aiming for perfect acquittal, we should get at least this much progress “before this election” he says
Receives multiple glass injuries and a huge fine
Undercover teams investigating ‘Covid and everything related to it’, have claimed that the Sinopharm vaccine, and probably even Sinovac, have originated from China
They have not only posted support on social media but have boldly demanded presence of soldiers of countries other than their own, to help the troubled nation
Man complains after newfound wife finishes credit card limit in half a day
It wanted tax relief of a non-profit after having failed in spite of having ‘innovation at its core’
Earlier governments have better used the sports budgets to enrich the poorest peoples’ political leaders
Read to know how Airplanes and Delta variant can be considered to be from same class for trademarks
Want mask survey only amongst those who aren’t biased due to family member deaths caused by Covid-19
Inspired by couple who got married during lockdown to benefit from reduced guest lists
The paints he spilled on the back side of the actual painting, got accidentally displayed at the auction
Innovative building consultant helps save face and avoid millions in rebuilding costs
Know the source of your water in space, and what happens to your job if you get pregnant
This will also outwit those who pressurize your child’s parents about their kids’ coding abilities
Athletes to ‘work from home’ to be out of risk; Playstation, Xbox, and Wii competing to be the official sports hardware provider for the games
Read to know how high fuel prices led to ‘full tank fraud’ that could only be detected because of Bluetooth Earphones
They have assured regulators of no ulterior motive other than marginal profiteering
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The most painful part of the pandemic for those yet unaffected by the allegedly real virus is the pain from the jab
Exam-less promotions during covid-19, just like 10th class promotions, are hanging like a sword over ‘veteran’ students
The Bonnet Bots spoke to people about Nitin Gadkariji building roads like there is no tomorrow.Their viewpoints have baffled the robots.
The Government had allegedly announced 24 hours without power cuts; people in areas such as Bellandur, Whitefield, Marathahalli, and the various ‘Layouts’ were gullible enough to believe it
India has already asked for a ‘peaceful solution’, but one of India’s large neighbors decided not to indulge in such tactics, to avoid troubling Myanmar’s military that is already troubled by ‘internal issues’
Sometimes it is the men who need more equality than women, explains someone who is not a biased neutral observer
A secret interview accessed by the Bonnet Bots reveal details Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service Conspiracy theorist organizations worldwide are worried about the sudden decrease in claimed alien abductions during the coronavirus…
Recent Lebanon explosion mystery also solved; Ammonium Nitrate was just a ‘conspiracy theory’ Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service The inferno movie actually happened, and it is not fiction, claimed a Dan Brown…
He used to visit old age homes and help the elderly regularly in tasks such as un-entangling their earphones and sometimes even re-installing the entire shoe-lace-multihole network on their shoes -all thanks…
Director pays the price for forgetting to add inaccuracies related to exploiting ‘artistic freedoms’ Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service Not having a marketing budget for historic period films may be the norm…
Most people think CIBIL is a government body, which gives credit scores in India. But is it? No, its not a government body. Of course, one would think, how else could they…
Bonnet Bots Satire News Service A large number of Indians were simply refusing to accept the images released by ISRO on 4th Aug 2019, which show planet earth as captured by…
“We should wait for all grid results to come in” stated another politician in line with party policy followed during unfavorable exit poll results. Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service Report filed: April…
Ban on 59 apps of neighboring country blamed for unemployment amongst Indians with only TikTok talent Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service India has banned 59 apps from its famous neighboring country, citing…
Fiasco entails after ‘Ring’ chosen by Artificial Intelligence algorithm turns out to be a different kind than expected… Famous Indian cricketer Kirat Vohli wanted to give the best possible return gift to…
They have demanded a VDIS scheme (Voluntary Disclosure of Illegal Substances) to avoid industry from overcrowding the country’s jails The national controller of drugs (NCD) has received open requests via tweets, protests…
The coronavirus a.k.a Covid-19 pandemic is sparing no humans; and job losses are common in all sections of human society. But the pandemic is also having an effect on jobs beyond humans.…
Dangling from bus or train doors is life-threatening during pandemic, realizes CUPID authority
If you feel like a fraud who is about to be exposed, you are suffering from Imposter syndrome, many HR Blogs kept telling her. It was one bl**dy mistake (pun intended!)
Bonnet Bots Satire News Service “How ironic”, said Electra Shetty, an electricity user from Mumbai. “Mumbaikars wanted to switch on TV like never before, to know the cause of the power failure.…
Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service A shockingly accurate study by the Bonnet Bots has revealed that those who regularly eat chocolate for more than 5 years, really LOVE CHOCOLATE!!! Only a study…
They helped airlines with much undeserved revenue but still got undeserved unemployment
Other detectives on his hunt for 14 years left dumbfounded
But in the United States, at a meeting organized by The Bonnet Bots Show, Trump stated to a North Korean spokesperson, to the Bonnet Bots, and to you-know-WHO, that he “does not believe the numbers”
Absence of house maids due to the Covid-19 lockdowns has caused this problem around the globe.
The law was made for avoiding prison space shortage if too many parents are jailed during the pandemic.
The app maker denied any wrong-doing, saying it was impossible for a husband and wife to have the SAME likings after marriage, so at least one of them must have lied on their profile
Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service The question of what women want, has finally been answered, using the cutting edge tool of artificial intelligence, or AI. Nothing is impossible for AI, especially for…
The funny video conversation between Haytut Alk, an introvert who hates to talk or interact with others. See how he hilariously views things differently from humans and robots! Also, find out why…
Leading Masculinist Sev D’maine describes how men can cope with the occasional burdens of parenthood like having to get up in the middle of the night at least once every week, or having to take the baby for vaccination every other month
Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service A South Asian woman, who was learning self-quarantine do’s-and-don’t s from news channels in other regions affected by the Covid-19 coronavirus, bought 173 rolls of toilet paper,…
Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service In the first major raid since the 1st March plastic ban in 2020, the New York authorities confiscated huge amounts of plastic and single-use plastic products and…
Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service Local politician Vahan Thikparkkar got a big shock of his life when an auto-rickshaw registered under his name was fined by the traffic police for multiple violations…
They wonder if their vote will be of any use since the work is already done Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service Naani amma, a local resident of Jugnutelaiya in Rajasthan, was speaking…
Inability to divide hi-end camera equipment ‘equally’ disallows them to mutually separate as per plan
The Cogzemini Consultancy Services (TCCS) says it will be the ‘Amazon of Software’ by building on existing industry strengths
Party achieves feat that even Election Commision has seldom achieved! Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service Local politician Miku Singh, was disqualified from participating in the local election for breaking the moral code…
Earlier they used to mix water from lakes, but now customers can guess which lake’s water has been used, just by its smell
Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service Somewhat cute girl from the neighborhood, the yellow-dressed Kanupriya Kaur Das, was not unhappy after her breakup with Marco D’Souza, an almost well-accomplished football player at a…
Bonnet Bots Untrue News Service The government has decided to tax free speech as it runs out of options to control senseless chatter, fake news, and of course, tax deficit. The government…
Unbranded pillow denied chance of acting debut; netizens ask if pillow in question was black or white, to decide whether it is a racist crime or…
Roe vs Wade: 5% boost to economy expected Due to Anti-Abortion law
Unseen benefits await industries like Travel and Real Estate even before the un-aborted fetuses enter the…
School kids would be safe if law allowed them to carry guns, says lawyer to NRA
Ban on under-18 gun sales totally responsible for kids not being able to stop shooter themselves, and for a ‘market related’ problem
Nepotism: Pregnant Actress Trolled for Casting OWN Unborn Child as on-screen unborn child
Unbranded pillow denied chance of acting debut; netizens ask if pillow in question was black or white, to decide whether it is a racist crime or…
Actress who gained 25 kg for Movie role, unable to lose it back
Not getting any new role, even for same film series for which she gained weight in the first place! She says…
Woman sues Hospital after husband given only 5 days to live is still not dead after two months
Doctor’s negligence messed up her financial planning around insurance money she wrongly expected due to ‘medically inaccurate false hopes’
After Russian Paralympic Ban, now Russian Women banned from Women’s Day celebrations
To prove that we don’t discriminate against women of color, we need to equally discriminate against women with blonde hair and blue eyes, says man responsible for ban
Warning: Covid-19 vigilante lures innocent kids and adults into masking up
Even countries like Canada are now getting rights to be mask-free, but this locality’s mask freedom is in severe danger, as per this latest report
Veto power is just a practical Veil, but theoretically, the UN is very, very powerful, claims expert
UN strong enough to protect Ukraine, if only Russia would agree not to Veto this action, he says
Leadership is inborn, can never be learnt through coaching, says leading Leadership coach
The absolute proof for this can be found in the (lack of) results achieved by his own students, he claims
Boss asks employee caught in hostage situation to ‘work remotely’ from bank under siege
Defends order saying he had permitted employee to stop work if the masked men raised any objections